The word ‘plimsoll’ strikes fear into any ex-schoolboy from the 80′s. I understand your fear, but check these out. It’s like a Skoda rising from the ashes in a Phoenix stylee…plimsolls rebooted for the modern day.

Available in sizes 7 to 11. Also available in Beige/Blue

More men’s footwear available at Van Mildert if these aren’t ticking any boxes for you.

These Maians Sisto Rejilla Navy & Off White Woven Plimsolls are £55. Shipping is £4.50.

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Van Mildert – a great online store with a wide selection of items from many brands. FREE delivery on orders over £100 plus no hassle returns.

Never heard of ‘Starter’ so here’s a little taster for the SmartGeezer brethren.

This same style is available in different colours plus they do a few hats too. A small range and for a sports brand I couldn’t tell you which sport they’re targeting…so it’s definitely not archery or shooting.

Available in sizes small to XXL.

Check out the full range of Starter products at JD Sports here.

This Starter Tshirt is £25 and shipping is £4.

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JD Sports – your local high street sports shop also has a website selling a lot of the same stuff plus a few online exclusives.

‘Pink boxers?!!!’

‘You gone crazy SmartGeezer?!!!’

Yes.

Available in sizes XS to XL.

These Diesel UMB New Breddox Boxers are £10 reduced from £20! Delivery is £4.

Enter code – SMS1 – to get £5 off a £60 spend valid until Tuesday 21 May 10:30am.

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MandM Direct – an online store packed with brands at bargain prices, more items than you can shake a hairy stick at. Whatever that means.

Check these bad boys out!

The in-yer-face check grabbed my eye but the name stole my heart. When I first saw it I thought it said ‘Aqua Scrotum’. A much better name.

Check out the full range of Golf trousers at Trendy Golf, some of them saner than these.

These Aquascutum Check Golf Trousers are £135 and shipping is FREE.

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Trendy Golf – golf gear for the fashion conscious golfer. Look good no matter how badly you’re playing.

I chucked out my flip-flops at the end of last year as it finally dawned on me that I’d owned them for about 6 years. That’s far too long for a respectable human.

So I went hunting for a new pair and found this great bargain. Also available in black too.

Available in sizes 5 to 11.

These Quiksilver Abyss Flip-Flops are £7 reduced from £20! Delivery is £4.

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MandM Direct – an online store packed with brands at bargain prices, more items than you can shake a hairy stick at. Whatever that means.

This is a top notch jacket to smarten up your act. A striped blazer with chest pocket, contrasting stitching on the lapels and pocket flaps and a nautical themed lining.

Smart enough to be smart, casual enough so you don’t feel all like a penguin.

Available in sizes XS to XXL.

This Ted Baker Carpz Striped Blazer is £250 and UK shipping is £4.50.

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Ted Baker – the official online store of the Ted Baker brand with clothes, accessories, gifts, shoes and more.

Why are they called ‘Chinook’? I hear the ladies ask. Because they’re caging your chopper! It’s called ‘Blue Thunder’! Why is it ‘blue’?

…errr.

Available in sizes 30, 32, 34 and 36. Also available in brown.

These O’Neill PM Chinook Hybrid Shorts are £55 and shipping is FREE.

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Surfdome – is an online surf store with tshirts, shorts, shoes, flip-flops and more. Loads of top brands and great items at pretty good prices.

The weather’s constantly all over the place so I’d love to feature shorts and sunglasses but I would be severely lacking moral fibre and sartorial integrity if I were to promote such foolish escapades.

So here are some jeans.

Available in sizes 30, 32, 34 and 36.

More Replay jeans available here at Infinities and loads more from a whole kaleidoscope of brands here.

These Replay Waitom Regular Slim Fit Jeans are £115 and delivery is FREE.

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Infinities – a whole load of menswear from loads of brands and FREE delivery on all orders over £50.

Boden sent over this nautical inspired half zip jumper from their summer range.

A lovely chunky knit with chunky collar, cuff and hem with great contrasting yellow and white inside the collar and a touch of yellow trim on the cuff. True fitting, 100% cotton and just the item for those summer evening strolls along the promenade.

Available in sizes XS to XXL and also in Grey.

This Boden Cotton Half Zip Jumper is $39 reduced from £55 and shipping is £4.

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Boden – great selection of clothing for men, women and children.

Have I already said I’m a sucker for long sleeve raglan tshirts?

Here’s more proof and this one has got a polka dotted body…be still my beating heart!

Available in sizes from small to XXL.

Check out the full range of items in the Capsule Collection from Original Penguin here.

This Original Penguin Capsule Raglan Top is £35. Delivery is £5.

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Original Penguin – the official online home of this top notch menswear brand.