Sol Cal Retro Mini Stripe Jumper

28th December 2007

Sol Cal Retro Mini Stripe Jumper I really like this jumper. Old skool, something similar to what you may have had handed down to you from your big bro in about 1982. Now you can buy it brand new and in your adult size and relive those days of Scaletrix and flinging Action Man down a death-slide from your Mum and Dad’s bedroom window.

This Sol Cal Retro Mini Stripe Jumper is £20 and shipping is £4 but if you can piece together an order for £100 then shipping is FREE! I should hope so!

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Republic really nice store with many urban brands such as Bench, G-Star, Drunknmunky and more. Well worth checking out especially around payday time.

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Dark Khaki Moleskin Jacket

27th December 2007

Dark Khaki Moleskin Jacket Here’s a nice looking moleskin jacket to smarten yourself up with, also available in a brown colour too. Bung it on with a pair of jeans and trainers, maybe add a hooded top on a cold day, and you’re good to go.

Made from 100% cotton, no mole’s were harmed in the production of this jacket. Moleskin is ‘heavy cotton fabric, woven and then sheared to create a short soft pile on one side’ so it feels nice if someone hugs you…aww, how sweet.

This Dark Khaki Moleskin Jacket has been greatly reduced in the sales from £60 to only £25 but the nice guys at Burton are also giving you FREE shipping on orders over £70 otherwise shipping is £4.

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Burton is a menswear store with a ton of stuff for your delectable perusal. Loads of well priced staples to help you get matching items to compliment your outstanding, expensive items.

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K-Swiss Fenley Strap Stripe Shifter

14th December 2007

K-Swiss Fenley Strap Stripe Shifter Trainers You see those stripes? You can change them. Just move them up and down, like a graphic equaliser, and change between grey and black to blue. Who knew trainers could be so thrilling?

These K-Swiss Fenley Strap Stripe Shifter trainers are £60 and shipping is £5 but if you spend £75 or more then shipping is FREE so start searching for something else!

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JD Sports your local high street sports store also has an online webby store on the instaweb highway tubes, so don’t bother leaving your house at the weekends, use their website instead and then go back to bed.

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Knitted Christmas Jumper!

13th December 2007

Christmas Jumpers A great selection here including this Santa. There’s also reindeer, snowman, the ubiquitous awful patterned jumper plus elf jumpers.

These Christmas Jumpers from £35. Shipping is £4.50.

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Christmas Jumper Store – a bunch of Christmas jumpers for your yule tide enjoyment.

Urban Outfitters – a load of clothes and accessories that have nothing to do with Christmas.

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Black/Brown Check Friday Shirt

12th December 2007

Black/Brown Check Friday Shirt Another black shirt? Is the record scratched or sumfink? You can’t get enough of a good thing. Good looking black shirt but this style comes in a few different colours. Bit more casual than yesterdays, the stripes help break up the black a bit so you could wear it with jeans or something more casual than smart trousers. The stripes would also help hide tartan paint if you painted in it.

This shirt has been reduced from £50 to only £20! which would be chicken oriental in itself, but here’s a discount code – AW7AWWP – which gives you £5 off. So SmartGeezer has sorted you out, in effect, with FREE shipping and a shirt for only £17.50. SmartGeezer’s listen to SmartGeezer.

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Savile Row another tasty looking website with more suits, shirts, ties and shoes than a financial district. Good range of stuff including some casual gear to help you empty your bank account.

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Black Satin Shirt

11th December 2007

Black Satin Shirt “What so interesting about a black shirt, SmartGeezer?” I hear you ask. Women have the little black dress, you should have a black shirt. Goes with anything, anytime of year and makes you look thinner. Yes, even you Chubby. This is an especially nice one made from satin (whatever that is).

This journey into shirt darkness will set you back a mere £60 and shipping is £5 but if you spend £100 then shipping is FREE…ALSO, these guys currently have a 2 for 1 offer on shirts, so if you buy 2 shirts the shipping will be free plus you can pick a third shirt absolutely FREE. You can be too sexy for your shirt this Christmas…all fucking 3 of them!

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Austin Reed if you aren’t interested in leaving the house but still want to wear the smartest suit and tie whilst flicking off to Trisha, then Austin Reed is all you need.

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Adidas RL Vintage Comfort

10th December 2007

Adidas RL Vintage Comfort Check out these retro mothers featuring wallpaper on the side like your nan used to have. Comes with a free doilly you can hang on the back and an old recipe for Madeira cake that you could use during rationing.

A pair of Adidas RL Vintage Comfort trainers are £55 and shipping is £5 but if you spend £75 or more then shipping is FREE so there’s all the excuse you need to buy something else.

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JD Sports your local high street sports store also has an online webby store on the instaweb highway tubes, so don’t bother leaving your house at the weekends, use their website instead and then go back to bed.

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Paul Smith Cufflinks

7th December 2007

Paul Smith Cufflinks Yesterday you had the smart shirt now add some icing to the cake with some high falutin’ cufflinks by Paul Smith. Nice bright colours to compliment your shirt, now all you have to do is stop fiddling with them when you’re out on the tiles!

These Paul Smith Cufflinks are £40.

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Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over. If you get a pay rise or Christmas bonus, you can dispose of it here in no time.

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Tewkesbury Men’s Formal Dress Shirts

6th December 2007

Tewkesbury Men's Formal Dress Shirts A top notch shirt or two sitting in the wardrobe waiting for those special occassions is a must. Get a few nice shirts and you ca wear them more often. Get some really nice shirts and a good laundrette with ironing service and you might as well wear them everyday and look the nuts.

Tewkesbury Men’s Formal Dress Shirts at Prowse & Hargood start at about £40 each.

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Prowse & Hargood if you’re looking to stock up on a few shirts for the New Year then this is the place. Good range of top quality shirts and some great offers to help twist your arm.

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Plain Brown Jumper

5th December 2007

Plain Brown Jumper So what does a smart geezer like you want with a plain old boring jumper like this? It’s the potato to your £200 jeans. It’s the runner beans to your £150 trainers. It’s the quiet cone holding your attention-seeking silky smooth vanilla ice cream and Flake.

There’s a reason why symphonies have mellow periods, why rollercoasters have slow bits and why football matches go a bit stale in the middle – they make the beautiful bits look more beautiful. You don’t have to spend a fortune on these bits though.

This Plain Brown Jumper is £35 but the nice guys at Burton are also giving you FREE shipping on orders over £50.

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Burton is a menswear store with a ton of stuff for your delectable perusal. Loads of well priced staples to help you get matching items to compliment your outstanding, expensive items. More like ‘Wise’ than ‘Morecombe’.

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