Some old skool, retro Sergio’s here for your enjoyment in an 80’s styylee. A classic tennis shoe, I can picture the delectable Gabriela Sabbatini gracing the courts of Wimbledon circa 1988 with the sweat dripping down her thighs on to a pair of these…O’my God…I need to excuse myself…

This pair of Sergio Tacchini Artisan trainers are currently in the Cloggs sale at £40 reduced from £55. Shipping is FREE which is sweeter than a bag of nuts served by Playboy bunny girls. Also, offering £5 off when you spend at least £50 or more. Use the coupon code - ALE155. BUY

Cloggs have loads of shoes, trainers and various other footwear from tons of brandnames. They also have some clothes too.

A pair of very nice leather boots from Nicholas Tate. Stylish and ideal for a smart casual event with a pair of trousers.

The sole has a striking NIcholas Tate written in red, so you may only want to wear these indoors and not damage it.

These Nicholas Tate Brown Notley Boot are £40 in the sale reduced from £110, that’s a saving of £70!

Shipping is £5. BUY

Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over including Paul Smith, Puma McQueen, Nicholas Tate, Elvis Jesus and many others. There’s a big sale on at the moment so go and check the place out.

Continuing this week’s theme of footwear, here are some exclusive Puma trainers by designer Alexander McQueen who’s taken some time out form designing dresses and jackets and stuff for catwalk models and whipped something up for the likes of you.

Don’t know how much time he took designing them as they look pretty simple, but as in football, keep it simple.

These Puma McQueen trainers are £89 in the sale reduced from £177. Shipping is £5. BUY

Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over including Paul Smith, Puma McQueen, Nicholas Tate, Elvis Jesus and many others. There’s a big sale on at the moment so go and check the place out.

Great looking pair of canvas trainers from Paul Smith. Similar to the Converse All-Stars, so if you’re looking for something slightly different then these are the pair for you.

Milan Clothing also have this pair available in black.

These Paul Smith Baseball Boots are £60 in the sale reduced from £100. Shipping is £5. BUY

Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over including Paul Smith, Puma McQueen, Nicholas Tate, Elvis Jesus and many others. There’s a big sale on at the moment so go and check the place out.

These are a very nice pair of brown leather, top quality shoes by Nicholas Tate. Once you’re suited and booted then these are a top notch addition to complete your very daper look.

Brown shoes go with tan, khaki and light green. Avoid wearing them with a dark suit.

These Nicholas Tate Brown Shoes are £65 in the sale reduced from £105. Shipping is £5. BUY

Milan Clothing is a great site with many top quality brand names for you to drool over including Paul Smith, Puma McQueen, Nicholas Tate, Elvis Jesus and many others. There’s a big sale on at the moment so go and check the place out.

A striking jumper with a great colour combo, you’ll probably either love it or hate it.

If you were looking for a V-neck jumper then this might be an alternative worth considering with the extra buttons so you can extend the length of the V if you wanted and try something different.

This has been reduced in the sale by over 50% from £140 to £70 with £6 shipping. BUY

Oki-Ni are a great online store on these isles. Good range of ultra cool gear for smart geezers like yourself. You’d be a dumb geezer to not give them a decent butchers especially with the sale they’ve got on at the moment.

Nice looking polo shirt at a very nice price. Black with bright stripes. Also available in Brown and White too so there’s bound to be one there for you to shell out on.

There’s a pocket there too with a little button which you may not have noticed.

This Jack & Jones Patriot Polo Shirt has been reduced in the sale from £18 to £13 with £3 shipping. BUY

DevilWear a UK online store with many items such as sweaters, footwear, polo shirts, tshirts, accessories from many top brands.

Cheap next day shipping and they have loads of items in their January Sale.

Simple understated jumper that will look good with most trousers, mixed with trainers or shoes. Something good for work or maybe something smooth for the evening.

This Soul Cal Contrast Mini Stripe Jumper is £20 and shipping is £4 but if you can piece together an order for £100 then shipping is FREE! That’s sweet because you now have the excuse to buy some other stuff! They’re also doing a 2 jumpers for £30 offer so that’s even more stuff you can buy. BUY

Republic really nice store with many urban brands such as Bench, G-Star, Drunknmunky and more. Well worth checking out especially around payday time when the burning sensation in your pocket is too much to bare.

If you haven’t already got a pair of brown shoes in your wardrobe then you’re missing out on a staple product of any SmartGeezer. Makes a change from black and from trainers plus these stench of the 70’s/early 80’s, you can imagine ‘The Professionals’ jumping over old Ford Cortina’s wearing these as they chase some villain out of a pub and down some dirty alley. When you wear these, you’ll feel like a Professional…and that’s a promise.

This pair of Ben Sherman shoes are currently in the Cloggs sale at £40 reduced from £55. Shipping is FREE which is sweeter than a bag of nuts served by Playboy bunny girls. Also, offering £5 off when you spend at least £50 or more. Use the coupon code - ALE155. BUY

Cloggs have loads of shoes, trainers and various other footwear from tons of brandnames. They also have some clothes too.

A very nice looking long sleeved polo shirt designed by Alastair Mckimm for Fred Perry.

Being in black means that if you’re sporting a slightly chubby belly then this is a vital piece of your armoury in fooling the eye.

This has been reduced in the sale by over 50% from £85 to £42 with £6 shipping. BUY

Oki-Ni are a great online store on these isles. Good range of ultra cool gear for smart geezers like yourself. You’d be a dumb geezer to not give them a decent butchers especially with the sale they’ve got on at the moment.