The spring isn’t quite here is it? Here’s something to keep you warm during these sunny cold snaps.

Keep this when you acheive Grandfatherhood and you can bounce the kids on your knee during the seering February tropical heat as you regale them stories of how February used to be cold and mosquitos wouldn’t have been able to survive before global warming set in. Remember to keep your Wurthers in the nuclear powered fridge.

This Michiko Koshino Knit Jumper is £99 reduced from £165. Shipping is £3, plus if you use the exclusive discount code of - SMARTGEEZER - then you get a tasty little 5% off which basically means, with minimal mathematical effort, you can get this to your door for less than a ton. BUY

Bagga Menswear recently been redesigned so it’s infinitely easier to find stuff which is a good thing for you, bad for your bank account. Loads of top notch stuff from the upper echelons. Yes, I just used the word ‘echelon’.