Here’s a great dark, dark blue lightweight jacket from Penguin. Couple of pockets, stand up Cantona collar and a drawstring hem at the bottom.

Available in sizes large and extra large.

This Original Penguin Total Eclipse Ratner Windbreaker is £60 and shipping is £3.

Use the exclusive discount code – SMARTGEEZER – and get £10 off any order over £69 (ends 30/06/09).

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Stand-Out – a specialist men’s retailer with loads of items from brands such as Drunknmunky, Religion, Supreme Being, Two Stoned and many more. FREE shipping if you spend over £60.

When you’re crashed on the sofa, crisps sitting on your lap, beer dripping from your jowls and your finger twitching on the remote – this range of Soul Cal tracksuit trousers will make the ideal bottom half of your sofa suit. Veg out in comfort.

Available in sizes extra small to extra large and in various colours; blue, black, white and grey.

This Soul Cal Basic Jog Pant is £20 and shipping is £4.

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Republic great online store with a real good selection of brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko, Soul Cal and more.

Nothing outrageously radical here, just a simple staple to compliment your other outrageously radical items.

Available in sizes from medium to XXL.

This Quicksilver Slashback Polo Shirt is £30 and shipping is FREE.

Use this exclusive discount code – SMARTGEEZER – and get 5% off any order (ends 30/06/09).

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Surfdome – is an online surf store with tshirts, shorts, shoes, flip-flops and more. Loads of top brands and great items.

Here’s a really smart pair of formal shoes for those occassions where jeans and tshirt just won’t cut the mustard.

Premium leather upper with long, eye catching cut on top and a square edge toe. Minimum eyelets to enhance the length of the shoe.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12. Also available in brown.

This pair of Ted Baker Balsa Formal Shoes are £60 reduced from £80. UK shipping is £5.

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Branch309 – loads of great brands at knocked down prices.

That’s a hell of a name but check it out, that’s a hell of a jacket!

Nothing out of the ordinary with this jacket, got a couple of pockets and that’s about it, but it looks great and is a great simple light jacket to have for those overcast days of which the UK specialises in.

Available in small, medium, large, XL and XXL.

This Adidas Originals D SN JK Zip Top Bomber Jacket is £75 and shipping is £4.

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Mainline Menswear – has a huge range of designer menswear from many brands at pretty good prices.

The rhythm section of the Fab Four are effectively mixed and sampled with the modern rhythm of Drum & Bass.

Ringo would definitely have blisters on his fingers if he teamed up with Goldie or Roni Size.

Available in small, large and XL.

This Ringo and Paul – Drum & Bass Tshirt is £15 and shipping is £3.

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CX London – independent pop fashion and accessories for geezers and birds, including tshirts, sunglasses, bags and other bits and bobs.

Big Danny didn’t mince his words when he emailed in:

Hello SmartGeezer – where can I get decent gear for the fatter gentleman? i.e xxl? Cheers my man!

The slave elves had their pies taken away until they could find some clothes befitting the more generously proportioned geezer, let me know if they deserve feeding again.

Here are the heavyweights…

Casual Male XL – good range of brand name gear, going up to size 19.5 shoe and 66 inch (169cm) waist. Big Danny ain’t that big, surely?

High & Mighty – they have kings size casual wear which is XXXXXL, 60+ inches.
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With a title like that the prize better be good right?

Check this out; not prize but prizes!

I’m blatantly promoting the SmartGeezer Facebook Fan Page by tempting you with goods. Buying your love, if you will.

I’m getting rid of all the leftover stuff I’ve been sent and having a spring clean. It’s all brand new and kosher stuff, it just doesn’t fit me.

Get your laughing gear around the prize list;
Guns N Roses Skull Logo T-Shirt (XL)
Rolling Stones Tongue T-Shirt (XL)
Aertex Orson Blue Polo Shirt (Large)
White Osiris Tshirt (Medium)
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Saw these trainers last week and they look pretty sweet if you ask me. Available in a bright yellow or a very garish orange, either way they aren’t subtle.

They’re retro marathon trainers but I’m sure the technology has moved on since whenever they first come out..but who am I kidding, I ain’t running no marathon in these suckers.

Available in sizes 6 to 12. Also available in orange.

This pair of Adidas Originals Marathon 80 are £55 and shipping is £5.

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JD Sports your local high street sports shop also has a website selling a lot of the same stuff.

A stylish knit jumper with the colour combo of pink, purple and black working well on the grey background.

Available in sizes medium, large, XL and XXL.

This Zoo York Lafayette Crew Neck Sweater is £50 and standard shipping (3-7 Days) is FREE!

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Yukka retailer of designer urban hip hop clothing by Akademiks, ECKO, Ed Hardy, G-Unit, LRG, Phat Farm and more. Plenty of good deals and new stock, plus gear for women and kids.