The January Sales – Updated Daily!

26th December 2009

Your Guide to the January Sales! I’ll keep the waffle to a minimum. You want deals and bargains, here’s the pick of the best online sales updated daily for the next week or so.

Last updated 15th Jan.

Happy hunting geezers!

Start London – up to 50% off.
Adidas – bunch of stuff reduced by 50%.
All Saints – up to 50% off.
ASOS – loads of stuff now increased to 75% off.
Branch 309 – shoes on sale.
Blue Inc – loads of great items up to 70% off. Use code – GeezersSave15 – until the end of Jan 2010 for 15% off all products including the sale!
Boardsport Warehouse – up to 90% off.
Burton – up to 60% off and no VAT increase.
Coggles – loads of designer brands on sale up to 50% off.
Divine Trash – designer brands up to 40% off.
Firetrap – up to 50% off.
Fly 53 – have made further reductions and added new stock to their 70% off sale.
Gio-Goi – up to 50% off.
Fashion Union – Up to 70% off.
French Connection – sale on once you get into the site.
House of Fraser – loads of designer brands.
JD Sports – some decent offers off your fav sports brands.
Kurt Geiger – up to 50% off shoes and footwear.
M&M Direct – up to 75% off. Free delivery on all orders over £35 until midnight Tuesday 12th January.
Mainline Menswear – a ton of designer gear at knock down prices, check it out.
My Wardrobe – loads of discounted items in the sale.
Office Shoes – up to 75% off.
Oki-Ni – lots of heavily discounted designer items.
Play.com – huge sale plus they got some clothing too.
Stand Out – loads of great designer items in the sale.
Surf Dome – up to 75% off at this surf store.
Ted Baker – sale with up to 50% off.
TM Lewin – Use code – AFLSLE – to get £10 discount on basket values of £100 or more. Expires midnight on 28th February 2010.
USC – many items with up to 50% off.
Van Mildert – loads of designer items on sale.
Yukka – sale on loads of branded items.


You can find a big list of UK online menswear sites here. Also check out the discounts here.

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Merry Christmas Geezers!

25th December 2009

Merry Christmas Geezers! So you’ve nursed the hangover by eating yourself to a standstill, tentatively had a hair of the dog to help ease the pain and now you’re aimlessly surfing the intraweb to get away from the family.

Congratulations Geezer, you’ve nearly made it through Christmas Day.

Just a few more hours. You could waste time looking at porn but you really should return to the family and watch some crappy film or DVD. Get the tin of Quality Street and just fall asleep…look at grandad. He does it every year, he knows how to escape. Learn from the wise old geezer.

Tune in tomorrow for the latest on the sales.

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Bollocks!

24th December 2009

Bollocks! You’ve left it too late haven’t you?

You got two choices;

1) Go into town and start buying the old fashion way; going into shops. Pain in the arse, you’ll get cold and annoyed but you’ve brought this on yourself.

2) Buy an email gift certificate from; Amazon, Firebox, IWantOneOfThose, iTunes or Play. This is appropriate for anyone except your girlfriend/wife. Choose the email option and input YOUR OWN email so it gets emailed to you immediately. Then print it out and stick it in a card. The local convenient store will usually open Christmas morning so you can get a card. If you don’t have a printer, ask a mate. Hurry, time is of the essence geezer!

If you haven’t bought your girlfriend/wife anything…convert to Judaism.

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23rd December 2009

Worn By Joe Cocker Stuff Tshirt WornBy sent through this purple ‘Stuff’ tshirt worn by Joe Cocker, who sang the theme tune for the ‘Wonder Years’…;)

Let me tell you something, all Worn By tshirts are fantastic. Great cut, good fit, light, solid print and with a wide range of wicked designs there is absolutely no excuse not to get one. None whatsoever!

Available in sizes from XS to XL.

This Worn By Joe Cocker Stuff Tshirt is £35. Shipping is £4. Voucher code available – tshirtheaven – 15% off your total order value, excluding delivery and no minimum spend with no expiry.

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WornBy – specialise by recreating items worn by icons from the past.

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Last Chance To Shop!

21st December 2009

Last Chance To Shop! Geezers! It’s time to get your skates on because time has nearly expired.

Girls! If you’re after a last minute gift for a bloke in your life, then here’s some of the best menswear sites online and their absolute last shipping times.

Kurt Geiger – orders must be placed by 12pm on Tuesday 22nd December.
Mainline Menswear – Last Guaranteed Ordering Date for Christmas Delivery – 22nd December 4pm. Gift Cards available.
Republic – 21st December. Gift Cards available.
Savile Row – 2pm 22nd December.
Schuh (shoes) – 22nd December. Gift Cards available.
Stand Out – UK Next Day Delivery – Wednesday 23rd December.
USC – 2pm 22nd December.
Sarah Coggles – Wednesday 23rd December.

You can find a huge list of more UK menswear websites here.


If you want something other than menswear, here’s some more sites to peruse whilst you panic buy.

Boys Stuff – Gifts
Presents For Men – Gifts
Mankind – Grooming products
Menkind – Gifts
Thanks Darling! – Experiences
Firebox – Gadgets
Red Letter Days – Experiences
Flightline – Holidays and short breaks
The Adventure Company – Adventure holidays
Radical Travel – Unique and fun holidays
Play – CD’s, DVD’s, Books, Gadgets and more
Seatwave – Music, sports and theatre tickets
Treat Him – Gifts for geezers
The Gentlemans Shop – Gifts and grooming stuff
Exhilaration – Experiences
LoveFilm – DVD rental via post


Yes, you really should buy something for the lady in your life. Here’s a little head start.

BeCheeky – Lingerie
Oli – Clothes
La Redoute – Clothes
Goldsmiths – Jewellery
F.Hinds – Jewellery
My Wardrobe – Clothes

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18th December 2009

Worn By 'Manilla Gorilla' Sweatshirt WornBy don’t just do great tshirts they’ve also got some sweatshirts too including this eye-catching design from a tshirt Muhammed Ali wore in the run up to the ‘Thrilla in Manilla’.

This is a great fitting sweatshirt, thinner than your regular knitwear jumper plus I really like the thick, chunky collar and cuffs.

Available in sizes from XS to XL.

This Worn By ‘Manilla Gorilla’ Sweatshirt is £50. Shipping is £4. Voucher code available – tshirtheaven – 15% off your total order value, excluding delivery and no minimum spend with no expiry.

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WornBy – specialise by recreating items worn by icons from the past in music, film and sport.

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Nike Capri SI White/Black Leather Trainers

17th December 2009

Nike Capri SI White/Black Leather Trainers I’m not a big fan of over-the-top Nike trainers, especially the basketball ones with all the colours, crap and razmatazz, so this is why I really like this simple, retro Tennis trainer.

White, couple of stripes, swoosh, gum sole this is a no-nonsense trainer at a great price for the more sophisticated, discerning geezer.

This pair of Nike Capri SI White/Black Leather Trainers are £45 reduced from £49 and shipping is £4.

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Trainer Station is a good website with loads of quality trainers in stock; Nike, Adidas, Puma, Converse and more.

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Duck & Cover Polo Shirt

16th December 2009

Duck & Cover Polo Shirt Apache Menswear got back in touch to let me know about their new stock and new brands.

A ton of great menswear brands such as Luke 1977, Firetrap, Superdry, G-Star, Peter Werth, Penguin and others.

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All UK shipping is free for orders over £50 which is handy as it’s not hard to spend over £50 here. Last day for 1st class delivery is Monday 21st December.

I couldn’t find this exact polo tshirt on the site but they have a good range of Duck & Cover knitwear, tshirts, sweaters, jackets and more.

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Smuggling Duds Raver Stash White Boxer Shorts

15th December 2009

Smuggling Duds Raver Stash White Boxer Shorts “What’s that vibrating in your pants?”

“My iPhone.”

“You dirty little boy!”

“No, seriously, it’s my iphone…do you want to answer it?”

…and the opportunity for smutty, innuendo-laden talk continues with these ‘pants with pockets’.

The Smuggling Duds Raver Stash Boxer Shorts are £10 reduced from £15. Shipping is £2.

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Smuggling Duds – clubbing wear and underwear.

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Worn By John Belushi College Tshirt

14th December 2009

Worn By John Belushi College Tshirt WornBy sent through some more items from their range of iconic retrowear from music and screen.

Here’s a ‘College’ tshirt like the jumper worn by John Belushi in ‘Animal House’. I haven’t watched it for years but I also remember one line that makes me laugh, so I’ll have to dig it out again.

Available in sizes from XS to XL.

This Worn By John Belushi College Tshirt is £35. Shipping is £4. Voucher code available – tshirtheaven – 15% off your total order value, excluding delivery and no minimum spend with no expiry.

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