Bollocks!

24th December 2009

Bollocks! You’ve left it too late haven’t you?

You got two choices;

1) Go into town and start buying the old fashion way; going into shops. Pain in the arse, you’ll get cold and annoyed but you’ve brought this on yourself.

2) Buy an email gift certificate from; Amazon, Firebox, IWantOneOfThose, iTunes or Play. This is appropriate for anyone except your girlfriend/wife. Choose the email option and input YOUR OWN email so it gets emailed to you immediately. Then print it out and stick it in a card. The local convenient store will usually open Christmas morning so you can get a card. If you don’t have a printer, ask a mate. Hurry, time is of the essence geezer!

If you haven’t bought your girlfriend/wife anything…convert to Judaism.


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