Merry Christmas Geezers!

25th December 2009

Merry Christmas Geezers! So you’ve nursed the hangover by eating yourself to a standstill, tentatively had a hair of the dog to help ease the pain and now you’re aimlessly surfing the intraweb to get away from the family.

Congratulations Geezer, you’ve nearly made it through Christmas Day.

Just a few more hours. You could waste time looking at porn but you really should return to the family and watch some crappy film or DVD. Get the tin of Quality Street and just fall asleep…look at grandad. He does it every year, he knows how to escape. Learn from the wise old geezer.

Tune in tomorrow for the latest on the sales.

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  1. Briefcases for men Says:
    December 26th, 2009  

    Lest we not forget the children wanting all their toys assembled and then for you to play all the games several times.

    I’m afraid sleeping is a rouse they are all too well aware of and counter this with a few painful pokes in the eye.

  2. SmartGeezer Says:
    December 28th, 2009  

    Too true wise briefcase geezer.

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