The January Sales Are Here!

23rd December 2010

Your Guide to the January Sales! January sales are here already and with the 2.5 % VAT increase coming into effect on 4th January, there’s money to be saved. So here’s your full, daily updated list of the menswear sales.

Last updated 1st Jan 4pm.

Get stuck in Geezers!

Van Mildert – loads of products in the sale.
Footasylum – up to 50% off.
Extreme Pie – up to 70% off and free delivery.
Aphrodite Clothing – up to 50% off.
Fly53 – 60% off Sale. Get an extra 10% off when you spend £80 with voucher code – XTRA10 – expires 16th Jan.
Coggles – sale now on, up to 50% off!
Schuh – sale and free delivery.
Savile Row – up to 75% off.
Far Fetch – up to 50% off.
Gio-Goi – sale lines at 50% off. The sale will end on 14 January 2011. Gio-Goi are also offering free delivery on all orders over £75.
Oki-Ni – up to 50% off.
Cloggs – up to 60% off.
ASOS – up to 50% off selected items!
Shudoo – 60% SALE at Shudoo has started!
Footasylum – loads of items in the sale.
UNIQLO – up to 50% off selected lines.
TDF Fashion – up to 50% off with free delivery on all orders over £50.
Nike – launching their Winter Sale on 25th December! Free delivery will apply for orders of £80.
Republic – Republic have launched their Mega Sale this morning, with fantastic markdowns and prices from just £5.
Start London – up to 50% off.
Adidas – 50% off selected items. Start Date: 26th December 2010. End Date: 9th January 2011.
All Saints – up to 50% off.
ASOS – loads of stuff now increased to 50% off.
Burton – up to 50% off.
Firetrap – up to 40% off.
French Connection – up to 50% off.
JD Sports – some decent offers off your fav sports brands.
Kurt Geiger – have now launched their men’s sale with up to 50% off the Men’s collection.
M&M Direct – warehouse sale now on. Free delivery on orders over £35 with code – EY47.
My Wardrobe – shop the hottest items for both men and women from lots of fantastic brands at 50% off.
Office Shoes – up to 50% off.
Stand Out – loads of great designer items in the sale at up to 50% off.
Surf Dome – up to 50% off at this surf store.
USC – many items with up to 50% off.
Yukka – up to 50% off.

You can find a big list of UK online menswear sites here. Also check out the discounts here.

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21st December 2010 Launched! No rest for the wicked during the yule time period, the SmartGeezer elves have been busy at work creating a new brother from another mother…!

So we got you covered with clothing, watches and a menswear shopping search engine, the main problem was, you all stunk to high heaven. Now you have Groomed Geezer to help you scrub up and start smelling like little angels in a bath of rose petals.


Let us know what you think, what you’d like to see on there, some tips and anything else. Smell you later!

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Last Chance Christmas Shopping!

13th December 2010

Last Chance To Shop! Geezers and Geezerettes! Not much time left to buy your pressies!

Here’s some of the best menswear sites online and their absolute last shipping times. I’ll be updating this page throughout the coming couple of weeks.

Girls – here’s some tips for you!

Updated: 17th December @ 7.00pm.

Schuh – Standard Delivery by Monday 20th December and Next Day delivery by Wednesday 22nd December.
Firetrap – Standard Delivery until 1pm 20th December. Express Delivery until 1pm 22nd December. Plus these deals;
Wednesday 15/12 – 15% off jackets – JAK15.
Thursday 16/12 – 20% off partywear – PARTY20.
Friday 17/12 – 20% off gifts – GIFTS20.
Saturday 18/12 – 20% off leather jackets – LEATHER20.
Sunday 19/12 – 15% off accessories – AC20. All offers above exclude sale products.
Urban Outfitters – Standard Delivery until 20th December.
FREE UK DELIVERY OVER £50 – ends midnight Wed 15th
15% off dresses with code DRESSY15 ends 20/12/10.
10% off everything with code EU10 ends 20/12/10.
15% off outerwear with code WRAPUP15 ends 20/12/10.
Size? – The 20th December (excluding Scotland and International) will be the last day for delivery before Christmas.
NikeStore – If you order on Nike Store before 20th December 2010 Nikestore will guarantee that you will receive your package by 24th December 2010 (NIKEiD products are excluded). But you can get Free Delivery now with code – JUSTDOIT – ends 22nd December 2010. Gift Cards available.
Sole Heaven – Last order date before xmas is the 23rd. Enter – SOLEGEEZER – for 10% off any order (ends 31/12/10).
ASOS – Last shipping dates; 21 Dec Standard delivery UK post, 23 Dec UK Next Day Delivery (by 4pm) for Christmas Eve, 24 Dec UK Same Day Delivery (by Midday) for Christmas Eve.
YOOX – Free standard delivery. Last order date is Thursday 23rd December.
Surfdome – Free delivery on all UK orders over £75. Last order date is Thursday 23rd December. Enter – XMAS20 – at checkout to receive 10% all orders over £60. This code expires on 25th December.
JD Sports – Free delivery on all UK orders over £50. Last order date is 20th December.
M&M Direct – Wednesday 22nd December Noon. Free standard delivery on orders over £50 to UK mainland and BFPO only. Enter CH24 at checkout.
Mainline Menswear – Last Guaranteed UK Next Day Delivery Date is Wednesday 22nd December 4pm. Gift Cards available.
Republic – Free delivery on all orders over £50. Gift Cards available.
Schuh (shoes) – UK next day delivery: 4pm Wed 22nd Dec. UK standard delivery: midnight Mon 20th Dec. Gift Cards available.
Stand Out – UK Std Delivery Tuesday 21st December. UK Next Day Delivery Thursday 23rd December.
Sarah Coggles – Tues 21st Dec First Class Recorded Signed For. Thu 23rd Dec Special Delivery Next day delivery for orders placed before 3pm.
My Wardrobe – 4pm Tuesday 21st December for Standard Services. 4pm Thursday 23rd December for Nominated Day & Timed Services. Same Day services are available up until the 24th of December. Gift Cards available.
Aphrodite Clothing – 3pm Thursday 23rd December for express delivery. 10% off full priced transaction One Use Per Customer. Use code – loyal10 – No Expiry Date.
Bank Fashion – current last order date for delivery in time for Christmas
is midday on Monday 20th December.
Cloggs – Monday 20th December. Gift Cards available.
Lyle & Scott – Tuesday 21st December.
The Menswear Site – 2pm Thursday 23rd December. Gift Cards available. For 8% discount on all non-sale items available with code – christmas8 – until 1st January 2011.

You can find a huge list of more UK menswear websites here.

If you want something other than menswear, here’s some more sites to peruse whilst you panic buy.

Boys Stuff – Gifts
Presents For Men – Gifts
Mankind – Grooming products
Menkind – Gifts
Thanks Darling! – Experiences
Firebox – Gadgets
Red Letter Days – Experiences
Flightline – Holidays and short breaks.
Radical Travel – Unique and fun holidays
Play – CD’s, DVD’s, Books, Gadgets and more
Seatwave – Music, sports and theatre tickets
Treat Him – Gifts for geezers
The Gentlemans Shop – Gifts and grooming stuff
Exhilaration – Experiences
LoveFilm – DVD rental via post

Yes, you really should buy something for the lady in your life. Here’s a little head start.

BeCheeky – Lingerie
Oli – Clothes
La Redoute – Clothes
Goldsmiths – Jewellery
F.Hinds – Jewellery
My Wardrobe – Clothes

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New Money Workers Association Tee

10th December 2010

Nouveau Riche - New Money Workers Association Blue Tshirt Shaun from sent in this tshirt from their new range.

Top quality tshirt, great fit and superb print. Plenty more new designs to choose from on items such as tshirts, jumpers and hoodies.

Available in small, medium, large and XL.

This New Money Workers Association Blue Tshirt is £18. Shipping is FREE.

BUY THIS ITEM » a small range of clothes very well made with excellent designs. One of their hoodies is keeping me warm as I type!

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Dr Martens Chris Black Boots

9th December 2010

Dr Martens Chris Black Boots Love these boots from Dr Martens. Smaller and less menacing than the usual DM’s, but I love the added style; soft distressed ankle part contrasting with the smooth toe.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12 and also in Brown. More Dr Martens footwear available here.

This pair of Dr Martens Chris Black Boots are £75. Delivery is FREE.


Cloggs – an online shoe store with many brands and some clothes. Check out their Christmas Shop for some killer deals.

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Ben Sherman Orange Flame Shirt

8th December 2010

Ben Sherman Orange Flame Shirt Ben Sherman sent through this shirt for a quick once over. Great example of Ben Sherman, top quality craftsmenship, small buttoned collar and available in loads of sizes; small to XXXXL.

There’s plenty more shirts to choose from here if this one doesn’t do it for you.

Check out the rest of the Ben Sherman new AW10 collection here.

This Ben Sherman Orange Flame Shirt is £42. Shipping is £4.


Ben Sherman – the official online store of this mod inspired British brand.

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Franklin & Marshall Red & Cream Shirt

7th December 2010

Franklin & Marshall Red & Cream Shirt Got this shirt from and it’s a beaut. Great quality cotton, a couple of chest pockets, brown buttons and a true fitting shirt (I went for the large).

There’s also a hooded version here, which could be a good idea in this weather.

Ark have loads of Franklin & Marshall products so check out their full range.

This Franklin & Marshall Red & Cream Shirt is £80. Shipping is FREE.


Ark Clothing – great website with loads of great brands and a large range of items.

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Superdry Tin Tab Comet Hoodie

6th December 2010

Superdry Tin Tab Comet Hoodie Superdry have got oodles of retro designs and this hoodie is one of my favourites.

Distressed print, single front pocket, long cuffs and hem, and thick to keep the warmth in and the cold out. Top notch.

Available in sizes small to XXL. Superdry do size quite snuggly, so size up.

You can see the full range of Superdry hoodies available on their site here.

This Superdry Tin Tab Comet Hoodie is £50 and shipping is FREE.


Superdry – the official home of this British brand.

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LTD Limited Edition Black Watch

3rd December 2010

LTD Limited Edition Black Round Plastic Unisex Watch Time² held a competition to design a watch face for the LTD watch. This design by Jack Garner won with the neon green heartbeat ECG going across the face.

A representation of our mortality or just a cool design? Who knows.

A large (40mm diameter case) plastic watch with stainless steel back, a black plastic strap with clasp, waterproof to 30ATM and one year manufacturers warranty. More LTD watches here

This LTD Limited Edition Black Unisex Watch is £45 with FREE delivery.


Time² – a multitude of fantastic watches for both men and women.

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Franklin & Marshall Black Polo

2nd December 2010

Franklin & Marshall Black Polo Shirt This polo shirt is available at A top quality polo from Franklin & Marshall with the plain black contrasting nicely with the bright blue logo.

This polo shirt is only available in a small but there are more sizes if you go for the grey one. I’d size up unless you want a slim fitting top.

Ark have loads of Franklin & Marshall products so check out their full range.

This Franklin & Marshall Black Polo Shirt is £60. Shipping is FREE.


Ark Clothing – great website with loads of great brands and a large range of items.

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