Merry Christmas Geezers!25th December 2013
So you’ve nursed the hangover by eating yourself to a standstill, tentatively had a hair of the dog to help ease the pain and now you’re aimlessly surfing the intraweb to get away from the family.
Congratulations Geezer, you’ve nearly made it through Christmas Day.
Just a few more hours. You could waste time looking at porn but you really should return to the family and watch some crappy film or DVD. Get the tin of Quality Street and just fall asleep…look at grandad. He does it every year, he knows how to escape. Learn from the wise old geezer.
Tune in tomorrow for the latest on the sales.