Merry Christmas Geezers!

25th December 2013

Merry Christmas Geezers! So you’ve nursed the hangover by eating yourself to a standstill, tentatively had a hair of the dog to help ease the pain and now you’re aimlessly surfing the intraweb to get away from the family.

Congratulations Geezer, you’ve nearly made it through Christmas Day.

Just a few more hours. You could waste time looking at porn but you really should return to the family and watch some crappy film or DVD. Get the tin of Quality Street and just fall asleep…look at grandad. He does it every year, he knows how to escape. Learn from the wise old geezer.

Tune in tomorrow for the latest on the sales.

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It’s Not Too Late for Christmas!

24th December 2013

Bollocks! You’ve left it too late haven’t you?

You got two choices;

1) Go into town and start buying the old fashion way; going into shops. Pain in the arse, you’ll get cold and annoyed but you’ve brought this on yourself.

2) Buy an email gift certificate from; Amazon, Firebox or iTunes. This is appropriate for anyone except your girlfriend/wife. Choose the email option and input YOUR OWN email so it gets emailed to you immediately. Then print it out and stick it in a card. The local convenient store will usually open Christmas morning so you can get a card. If you don’t have a printer, ask a mate. Hurry, time is of the essence geezer!

If you haven’t bought your girlfriend/wife anything…convert to Judaism.

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Shimmy LDN Regan Belt and Buckle

23rd December 2013

Shimmy LDN Regan Belt and Buckle Shimmy LDN dropped over a couple of early Christmas presents to let us know about their new online store.

A mighty fine 100% leather belt available in 3 sizes (M,L & XL). The buckle is a greta addition to spice up your belt.

Plenty more belts & buckles here.

This Shimmy LDN Regan Belt is £25 and the buckle is £14.50. Delivery is £3.

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Shimmy LDN – new online store featuring clothing and accessories for men.

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Reiss 50% Off Sale!

22nd December 2013

Reiss 50% Off Sale! The Reiss sale has started, up to 50% off a large range of quality men’s items such as suits, shirts, shoes, blazers, trousers and more.

An especially good range of Coats & Jackets in the sale, well worth a look.

FREE delivery on all orders over £150.

It’s now too late to get delivery by Christmas unless you’re in London.

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Reiss – great range of premium menswear for the sophisticated SmartGeezer!

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Luke 1977 Amersham Shirt

20th December 2013

Luke 1977 Amersham Shirt Luke 1977 sent over this lovely, stripped shirt from their new collection.

Slim collar and cuffs, left hand pocket with no flap, keeps this shirt minimalist and tidy. A fantastic, classic shirt that’ll do you well with any trousers for most occasions.

Available in sizes large to XXXL. This style is also available in grey too.

This Luke 1977 Amersham Shirt is £80 and delivery is FREE.

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Luke1977 – the official home of this British designer brand featuring all the latest styles. FREE delivery on all orders over £30.

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DVS Hawthrone Boot

19th December 2013

DVS Hawthrone Boot Just stumbled across these boots and I love them. You know what’s funny? I started posting about these brown ones and then saw they’re in black and I prefer them!

Available in sizes 7 to 12. Also available in Black and Blue.

These DVS Hawthrone Boot are £85 and delivery is FREE. 10% Off orders over £100 with code – hcxmas10 – Ends 1st January 2014.

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Hardcloud – an online surf and snow store with a good range of gear including clothes, equipment and accessories.

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Watch Buyers: Sell your Rolex

18th December 2013

Berbice Black Watch Another reminder for WatchGeezer. Once Christmas has drained you dry of all funds, then it might be time to dig out your granddad’s old Rolex. If so, read on…

If you’ve ever asked yourself ‘Can I sell my rolex online?’ then check out Watch Buyers.

Sell Rolex Datejust, Yacht-Masters, Day Dates, Daytonas and other models from Rolex have all been bought before by Watch Buyers.

SELL YOUR ROLEX »

Watch Buyers – buy quality watches online; get a FREE quote within 48 hours and paid promptly once the watch has been received and verified.

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Berbice Watch

17th December 2013

Berbice Black Watch Just a little reminder that over at WatchGeezer I feature watches for Geezers. It ain’t brain science around here!

Waterproof to 3ATM, Quartz Japan citizen Gl20 movement, 40mm stainless case with leather strap.

This Berbice Black Watch is £80 and UK delivery is FREE.

Get £20 off with code – watchgeezer – offer ends on January 1st 2014.

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Berbice – new British brand from Manchester featuring a new design for both men and women. FREE UK delivery.

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883 Police Dillon Navy Jacket

16th December 2013

883 Police Dillon Navy Jacket This jacket from 883 Police has detachable sleeves and hood so it turns into a quilted
gilet. This is a multi-seasonal jacket for the ever changing weather of Blighty.

Available in sizes small to XXL.

More jackets from 883 Police here plus there’s more menswear; jeans, jumpers, polo shirts and more.

This 883 Police Dillon Navy Jacket is £140 with FREE delivery.

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883 Police – the official home with a good range of menswear with FREE UK shipping on all orders over £50 and 10% off your first order.

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Chatham Marine Rambler Country Boot

13th December 2013

Chatham Marine Rambler Country Boot Chatham Marine got in contact to remind me about there footwear, I didn’t need reminding though as I still love the deck shoes they gave me last year!

This is simple another excellently produced pair of boots; lather heal;, rubber soul, leather/suede upper and amazingly comfortable.

Available in sizes 6 to 15 including some half sizes. A touch on the large size so go down one. Also available in Taupe and Indigo.

These Chatham Marine Rambler Country Desert Boots are £50 reduced from £99 and delivery is FREE.

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Chatham Marine – nautical inspired footwear and clothing for men and women. FREE shipping on all orders.

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