These are a swish pair of desert boots, never thought of getting any since about 1992 but I may have to do a rethink.

I like the dark brown contrasting with the beige laces and imaging some dark blue jeans caressing the sensual suede as I effortlessly stride through…yeah, whateve.

Available in sizes 7, 8, 9 and 11.

These Paolo Vandini JF-Herman Suede Desert Boots are £30 reduced from £65 and delivery is £5.

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Di-Moda Clothing – really good online store with plenty of designer brands, including some I’ve never heard of.

I like these Boxfresh boat shoes as they’re not your typical boat shoe, which I don’t like, a bit too Sloany for my tastes.

Brown suede upper with white trainer style soles give these a modern twist on a traditional design.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12.

This pair of Boxfresh Keel 2 Shoes are £40 reduced from £55 with FREE UK delivery.

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Cloggs – an online shoe store with many brands and some clothes.

I like these shoes, a good mix of casual whiteness without being too Tennis or Basketbally…yes, ‘basketbally’ is a legit verb.

Available in sizes 9, 10 and 11 and also in Blue and Grey. There’s a good range of footwear in the Boxfresh sale so if these don’t float your boat check out the others.

This pair of Boxfresh Loe shoes are only £24 reduced in the sale from £40. Shipping is £4.

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Boxfresh – the official online store for this British manufacturer of quality garments and footwear. Great range of products and well worth checking out.

A good shoe spanning smart and casual, equally at home with jeans or trousers.

Antique tan leather upper, solid rubber sole, stylish stitching and top quality production which will keep these ‘kicking’ around for ages…did you see what I did there?

Available in sizes 6.5 to 11.

This pair of Kickers Men’s Klimte Tan shoes are £40 reduced from £70. Delivery is £5.

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Kickers – the official online store of the Kickers brand with a shed load of styles and models for your plates of meat.

What can I say about these…THEY’RE BLOODY NINJA SLIPPERS!!!!

They’ve got a thick rubber sole so you can wear them outside.

Available in sizes 5 to 12. Also available in red, black and brown.

These Ikitabi Ninja Slippers are £69 and delivery is £6.

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Oki-Ni is a great online mens clothing store with loads of designer brands such as Fred Perry, Lost Souls, Evisu, Twelve Bar, Silas, Diesel, Miu Miu, Lacoste and many more.

I’m not sure if I’m turning slightly poncy but deck shoes would not normally grab my attention but then again, I suppose if Adidas came out with Polo shoes or a Croquet jacket range then I’d probably take a look.

The saving grace is that they don’t have that crappy horizontal lace thing that goes along the side, so they look fairly normal.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12.

This pair of Adidas Beige & Navy Summer Deck shoes are £50 and UK shipping is £2.

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ASOS – has a wide range of shoes from many brands including Puma, Camper, Peter Werth, Paul Smith, Diesel and more.

Vans do a good range of checkered slip-ons but these are a little different in their eco-friendliness. Made from natural materials including hemp and bamboo means they’ll degrade into the environment easier without leaving behind any nasty deposits…

…except the sick moves you’ve just engraved onto the streets of your home town!

Available in sizes 7 to 12.

This pair of Vans Madera Eco-Friendly Slip-Ons are £45 and shipping is FREE.

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Totally Shoes – a good range of shoes fomr brands such as Etnies, Vans, Gola, EckoUnltd, Kickers and more.

Here’s a really smart pair of formal shoes for those occassions where jeans and tshirt just won’t cut the mustard.

Premium leather upper with long, eye catching cut on top and a square edge toe. Minimum eyelets to enhance the length of the shoe.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12. Also available in brown.

This pair of Ted Baker Balsa Formal Shoes are £60 reduced from £80. UK shipping is £5.

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Branch309 – loads of great brands at knocked down prices.

On a faraway planet, the sand is blue. This pair of Shofolk retro desert boots from when you were at school will adequately disguise your feet from the aliens of the aforementioned blue sand world.

Available in sizes 8, 9 and 10. There’s more footwear from Shofolk on the site if blue suede shoes are a little too Elvis for you.

This pair of Shofolk Armstrong Sky Blue Suede Boots are £125 and delivery is £5.

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Sarah Coggles – great online menswear site with a huge amount of designer brands from the well known to the lesser known. Definitely worth a visit.

Steven emailed SmartGeezer:

I have been searching for some brown/tan rounded short brogues for around the £100 mark or less, can you recommend any sites for me? many thanks

The slave elves were sent on the hunt again…

Kurt Geiger – a load of classics including brogues.

Office Shoes – loads of leather shoes and a good sale section that you can hunt through a find a bargain.

Jones Bootmaker – a bunch of shoes.

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