I'm a Dumbgeezer!
Style retarded? Regularly collared by the fashion police? Do you get laughed and pointed at? Do people crack the old 'The 80's phoned they want their *fill-in-blank* back' gag? No idea what to buy but need to buy something?
Don't get yourself flustered soldier. Shopping is a fucking bitch, no doubt about it, but don't let it drive you into the loving, cheap arms of Asda's clothes section or let your girlfriend or mother do it. Be a man, be lazy and let SmartGeezer guide you with some men's style tips.
::Online Tips::
Style.com 'The Perfect Fit' - great advice here broken down into different sections; shirts, ties, shoes, jeans, suits, etc. Let's you know the basics about colour, material and fit.
AskMen.com - has a whole fashion tips section with articles about what you should and shouldn't do. Here are 10 highlights:
- Common Male Fashion Mistakes - Part I
- Common Male Fashion Mistakes - Part II
- 5 Colour Coordination Rules
- Clothes Big Boys Don't Wear - Part I
- Clothes Big Boys Don't Wear - Part II
- Matching Trousers With Jackets
- Dress Right For Your Body Type
- The Best Jeans For Your Body
- 5 Shoes Every Guy Should Own
- 6 Rules For Wearing Colour
Trinny & Susannah's 'The Male Dress Code' (PDF 688kb) - These two had an episode on dumbgeezers and, with the help of an ad agency, put together 'The Male Dress Code'. In easy to understand images, like The Highway Code, you can identify what type of bloke you are and then see what kind of clothes are good for you. You can watch the actual episode here if you're bored out of your tiny mind.
Shirts & Tie - tips and advice on shirts, ties, suits and generally being a Smart Geezer; what to wear, how to wear it, what to wear it with, where to wear it, how to buy it and more.
Ask Andy About Clothes - loads of good tips about the finer aspects of men's style; suits, shirts, ties and generally looking smart. Not the most attractive looking website in the world but the info's there if you look hard enough.
Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag - by Magnificent Bastard. if you really can't be bothered to read the above then at least make the effort to read these essential 10 tips. These are the sacré bleu of fashion faux pas.
Do You Dress Like a Douchebag? - by Arabian Monkey. A handy, easy to use flow chart to help you figure out if you're dressing like a douchebag or not.
FREE Shirt Guide eBook - get a free ebook about shirts and everything you'll ever need to know about them, just subscribe to their newsletter.
::Magazines::
Arena Homme Plus - Only two issues per year but it's jammed pack with men's fashion. £14 gets you a one year subscription.
Arena - the regular monthly magazine. £42 gets you a one year subscription.
Esquire - men's mag with fashion and stuff. Get one year subscription and fashion tips for £17.
GQ - another men's magazine to read whilst you're dropping the kids off at the pool. £28 gets you a one year subscription.
Bello Magazine - an online men's lifestyle magazine, absolutely free you skanky tightarse.
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