Gola eBoy Hi Top Trainers

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Gola Eboy Hi Top Gola have teamed up with designers eBoy to bring you these wicked trainers with the Berlin skyline decorated throughout.

This maybe the completion of a 180 degree flip for Gola from embarassing council kid trainers in the 80’s to ultra cool urban fashion in the n00ghties.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12.

This pair of Gola Eboy Hi Top trainers are £69 and UK shipping is £3.

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Bench Post V-Neck Knit Jumper

Yesterday

Bench Post V-Neck Knit Jumper I like simple v-neck sweaters with a boldly coloured trim. This jumper by Bench is a nice combo of dark grey and turquoisy/sea green trim.

Looks better than I just described it.

Available in Medium and Large only as the other sizes have sold out in the sale.

This Bench Post V-Neck Knit Jumper is £24, reduced from £40 and shipping is free.

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Bench the official site with some exclusive items not found anywhere else. Worth a butchers my son.


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Ask SmartGeezer: Where can I get a rolled sleeve white shirt and tie?

6th January 2009 (2 days ago)

Ask SmartGeezer: Where can I get a rolled sleeve white shirt and black tie? Matt emailed in and asked this question;

Where can i find rolled sleeve smart white shirt with black tie?

Good question Matt, the SmartGeezer slave elves were sent out on a mission to find such items and came back with a load at Burton. They’ve got a range of white, grey and black shirts with matching white, grey or black ties. A bunch of them are in the sale at only £10 or £12.

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The one featured in the photo is £28 as it’s the only one that matched your brief of being white, having rolled sleeves and a black tie. Hope you like it.


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Black Volcom Winward Peacoat Jacket

5th January 2009 (3 days ago)

Volcom Winward Peacoat Jackets - Black I really like peacoats and this is one the better ones. I like them because I want one and a white roll neck sweater so I can be a submarine commander, but anyway, enough of my childish fantasies…

This is a good length, nice buttons, some pockets and a removable hood. I’m not sure about the chain thing on the shoulder, it’s a bit too ‘What-the-hell-are-Coldplay -wearing-at-the-moment’ for my liking but I’m sure it’s removable with a wire cutter.

This Volcom Winward Peacoat Jackets in Black is £100 and shipping is FREE.

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Surfdome - an online surf/skate/snowboard store with tshirts, shorts, shoes, flip-flops, equipment and more.


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Competition: Win a Location Clothing Storm Trooper Jacket!

1st January 2009 (1 week ago)

Competition: Win a Location Clothing Storm Trooper Jacket! Let’s get 2009 started shall we!?

Location Clothing are giving away a jacket to one lucky winner. The prize is any jacket of your choosing from the www.locationclothing.com website up to the value of £90. That’s basically 90% of their jackets.

So what madcapped shananigans do you have to perform to win this treat?

Simply answer this outrageously simple question and email the answer to mail@smartgeezer.co.uk.

What UK city are Location Clothing from?

Email entries only count. Posting the answer in the blog comments will get deleted, feel free to say something nice instead though :)

The deadline is midnight Friday 9th January 2009, so get your answer in quick before the draw is made.

Until then, check out our gracious sponsors online at www.locationclothing.com to see their full range of jackets and outdoor clothing. Take this discount code with you - 89921 - and get 10% off.


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Location Clothing Storm Trooper Visor Jacket

31st December 2008

Location Clothing Storm Trooper Visor Jacket Location Clothing sent me this Storm Trooper jacket with visor a few days ago and I’ll tell you something…I’m glad the weather’s cold and my car’s knackered, because I can wear this thing everywhere.

First off, the basics. This is a top notch ski/snow/outdoor jacket, whatever you want to call it. Light, breathable, fasteners to keep out the wind, holes to let your body breathe, you can see more of the technical stuff here - Location Clothing. It also has the regular 2 side pockets, 2 inside pockets, an arm pocket and an inside pocket near the waist where you could store the goggles/visor.

OK, enough with the basics, what makes this thing better than all the other good winter jackets?
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Sales Galore!

27th December 2008

Sales Galore! The western world’s financial system is in turmoil, banks nationalised, businesses on their knees whilst hard working citizens watch their bills go up and directors of the aforementioned banks still rake in a bonus that would make even Ashley Cole blush.

The solution? Go clothes shopping my stamped upon proletariat friend. If you can’t look good whilst the Capitalist mammoth crushes your skull with it’s limited edition McQueen Dr. Martins, then when can you?

These are Darwinian economics, vote with your credit limit. Those stores left to die can join Woolworths in the great High Street in the sky…and good ridance to them. The loyal consumer is dead, long live the frugal consumer!
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Last Chance to Shop!

22nd December 2008

Last Chance to Shop! So this is it, today is basically the last chance you have getting any shopping done for Christmas. You could wait for tomorrow and go for next day post, but you’d be a braver man than me.

There’s also some early sales starting already so you can take advantage of the recession ravaged retail sector…that’s if you’ve still got a job yourself. Here’s a taster;

Republic »

Kitbag »

Bagga Menswear »

All Saints »

That’s me done for Christmas, I’m giving myself the rest of the week off as I’m still in shock that my car died and I need to buy a new friggin engine for it. Happy bloody Christmas everybody!

Remember, you also got a chance to win a couple of Amplified Clothing tshirts, just enter the competition.

O’yeah, I also set up a Twitter account which will inform you of new blog posts and any other stuff, so follow it - http://twitter.com/smartgeezer


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Calvin Klein Grey Polo Shirt

19th December 2008

Calvin Klein Grey Polo Shirt No messing here, back to the serious matters in hand.

A simple grey polo shirt which should be located in every smart geezers wardrobe. This has the added brand recognition of a little Calvin Klein motif at the bottom.

Also available in navy blue, another staple.

This Calvin Klein Grey Polo Shirt is £33.

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Dress For Less is a great place to go when you’ve got money to burn and just want to browse through a wide selection of stuff. Everything is discounted and shipping is FREE if you spend over £40.


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Replay Raffaello Retro Print Brief

18th December 2008

Replay Raffaello Retro Print Brief “You’re having a laugh SmartGeezer!”

You’re damn right I am. The problem with going retro is that you can go back to places that no-one actually wants to go back to.

This reminds me of forgetting my PE kit and having to climb the rope with sweet, sweet Fiona laughing at me with her friends.

Why did you laugh Fiona!!!!!! That rope was a symbol of our future!!!

Actually, looking back on it, I think it were the pants that were a symbol.

This pair of Replay Raffaello Retro Print Briefs are £21 and shipping is £5.

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Under U - seriously, they do a good range of undercrackers well worth having a look when the skidmarks refuse to get washed out.


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