In a fit of optimism I think a short sleeved thin top will be fine for the scorching summer due to hit us any second now.

Like the top half of an old fashioned pair of long johns, this top has a few buttons and the sleeves can be adjusted to be full length or 3/4 length.

Available in sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

This Soul Cal Morris Top is £17 and shipping is £4. BUY

Republic great online store with loads of good brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko and more with lots of items.

With this beautiful British summer upon us I thought I better put something warm up.

Here’s a simple jumper available in a number of colours and sizes. Just one plain colour with a small logo, nothing extravagent or crass for your sophisticated sensibilities.

This Timberland Dark Brown Jumper is £46 and shipping is £5.50. BUY

YOOX is a huge online store of top brands. There’s so much here you’ll never be able to look through it all during one day of work, so you’ll have to skive the whole week off. Check your overdraft and then hit this place with avengence and sort your wardrobe out.

A tshirt with a box of trainers on it, I’m not sure if this is a sign of the end of civilisation but something has shifted in the space/time continuum.

The main issue is that a tshirt with a box on it actually looks pretty good. What’s next? A box with a tshirt label in it…or…a framed photo of a tshirt with a box on it placed in an art gallery? I’m not sure if this is a mystery wrapped up in an enigma, or the cutting edge of retro fashion design.

Available in small, medium, large and extra large.

This Adidas Originals Navy ‘Trainer Box’ T-Shirt is £30 and shipping is £4. BUY

Trainer Station is a good website with loads of quality trainers in stock; Nike, Adidas, Puma, Converse and more.

The colour magicians have been at work on this little number. They’ve managed to turn a collection of seemingly bizarre colours and mixed them into a great, striking jumper.

A slim-fit number so if you’re packing a few more than the standard six pack, then you may want to order a size up.

This Soho V-Neck Sweater in Brown and Pink is £43. Shipping is £2 but if you spend over £40 then shipping is free, so if my maths isn’t out of whack the shipping for this jumper is FREE. BUY

Dress For Less is a great place to go when you’ve got money to burn and just want to browse through a wide selection of stuff. Everything is discounted so you can spend to your hearts content…almost.

Great pair of smart Diesel sunglasses to keep your retina’s in shape for the duration of your existence.

Nice silver frames but this model are also available in black and with lighter lenses.

This pair of Diesel DS 0068 Sunglasses are £92 and shipping is a mere £3. BUY

Sunglasses UK - sell a wide range of designer sunglasses and are based in the UK, check out their help section too as they’ve got some good advice about choosing the right sunglasses.

Indochino.com is an online custom suit store. Simply choose your suit and then enter your details and your suit will be with you in about 2 weeks.

The prices are all in US dollars, based in Canada and the suits come from China BUT they have FREE worldwide delivery so don’t worry about astronomical shipping prices. Actually, with US dollar prices there’s basically a permanent half-price sale going on here.

So anyway, Indochino have a load of great suits, mostly modern, stylish ones in a range of colours and styles. Prices start at around £150 for a custom, tailored suit.

“But how do I get a tailored suit online?” I hear you cry.

Well, Indochino have a load of advice, tips and instructions for you to get accurate measurements, they even have a 12 minute measuring process where all you need is a measuring tape and friend. So don’t be scared of ordering a suit online, you could save quite a bit.

Check out Indochino.com, perfect for those up and coming summer weddings that you feel obliged to go to.

I like these and shall be purchasing a pair upon payday hence forth unless the heathens from the utilities have raped my bank account.

Nice, simple pair of grey shoes from Boxfresh with a single velcro strap across the top.

Available in sizes from 7 to 10.

This pair of Boxfresh SIP White & Grey Shoes are £50. UK shipping is £3. BUY

Schuh - has a wide range of shoes from many brands including Puma, Camper, Peter Werth, Paul Smith, Diesel, Ben Sherman, Boxfresh, Converse, K-Swiss, Timberland and more.

Yesterday was a bit of a write-off as I was recovering from a Stag weekend and I can’t work the computer with a hangover.

So a belated start to the week means I’ve missed the first day of Wimbledon so here’s a pair of sweet Puma tennis trainers.

Available in sizes from 6 to 12.

This pair of fine Puma Match MC White Tennis Trainers are £70. UK shipping is £3. BUY

Schuh - has a wide range of shoes from many brands including Puma, Diesel, Ben Sherman, Boxfresh, Converse, K-Swiss, Timberland and more.

Here’s a real nice pair of Diesel jeans. Distressed, light blue, straight leg, slim fit jeans. Some nice little details with various studs, buttons and trim.

Available in waist sizes from 26 inches to 40 inches and in length from 30 inches to 34 inches - all depending on your gene design….ha, ha, ha, did you see what I did there?

Yeah, OK.

These Diesel Light Blue Timmen 8GI Jeans are originally £120 but if you enter the exclusive discount code of - SMARTJEANS - you’ll get 25% off! So that’s these Diesel jeans for a mere £90!. Have we just sorted you out or what? Offer ends 27th July 2008. Shipping is £3. BUY

Bagga Menswear - a great online mens clothing destination for fine stylish threads. Use the exclusive SMARTGEEZER discount code and get 5% off anything.

Here are some great plain shorts for normal shananigans.

Loud, extra long surf shorts are not always the best idea, so here’s a great pair of regular length, plain navy blue shorts with pockets.

Available in sizes 30 inch waist to 36. Also available in Yucca which I’ve never heard of, it’s a kind of green.

This pair of Quiksilver Single Day Shorts are £25 and shipping is £3 although it’s free if you spend over £25, so get looking for something else. They’ve got a sale on too, so remember to enter the code - JUNE10FOR7 - at checkout to get 10% off. BUY

Rushbox - a great little surf store online at teh internets.