Competition: Win a Gouldy’s Tshirt!
July 21, 2008

Competition: WIN a Gouldy's Tshirt! Another tshirt competition for you to delve into. Win this blue tshirt with silver print by Gouldy’s?

Chris from Gouldy’s sent an email saying he had one knocking around to give away in exchange for some linkage, plus he sweetened it by sending me one.

It’s a very nice tshirt, fits like a glove and the silver print is quite striking against the navy blue background.

To enter this competition has been made stupidly simple in order to get entrants. All you have to do is submit an Ask SmartGeezer question, add a comment to any post (with a correct email address) or join the SmartGeezer Facebook Group. That’s it!

You’ve got two weeks to pull your finger out and add a comment or ask a question - the deadline is Friday 1st August.

The winner can then choose what size they want and if they are especially unmoved by this blue tshirt, then maybe a few kind words to Chris may allow you to pick another one from their range. Check out what else they have - Gouldy’s Tshirt Range

Bonus Round - Double Bubble!

Answer the following question via email or contact form to get an extra entry into the draw and increase your chances of my mitts picking your name out:

Which market did Gouldy’s Tees start on?

You’ll find the answer on their website - www.gouldys.co.uk


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Adidas Universal Off-White Leather Trainers
July 18, 2008

Adidas Universal Off-White Leather Trainers If you want to keep it simple and have all trainer decision making responsibilities removed from your life then this pair may satisfy all your requirements for the easy life.

It’s white, so it’s clean. But it’s off-white so it’s not like every other plain white trainer out there. The shape is nice and clean, no fancy shit screwing around with your desire to be calm and unmoved.

You will simply glide along the road wearing these. Nirvana for the feet, without the shotgun holes at the rear of the skull.

Available from size 7.5 to 11.

This pair of Adidas Universal Off-White Leather Trainers are £55 and shipping is £4. BUY

Trainer Station is a good website with loads of quality trainers in stock; Nike, Adidas, Puma, Converse and more.


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Junk Food ‘I Love Blondes’ Smurfette T-Shirt
July 17, 2008

Junk Food 'I Love Blondes' Smurfette T-Shirt First off, I like brown tshirts.

Secondly, I like blondes.

Thirdly, ‘Smurfette’ gives me an uncomfortable level of guilty arousal, like fancying a mates sister or something.

OK, so she’s got huge feet but look at that look in her eye…the cheeky blue minx.

This Junk Food ‘I Love Blondes’ Smurfette T-Shirt is £15, plus there’s also the Smartgeezer exclusive code - SMARTGEEZER - which gives you 5% off. Shipping is £3. BUY

Bagga Menswear - a great online mens clothing destination for fine stylish threads. Use the exclusive SMARTGEEZER discount code and get 5% off anything else.


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“LIFE IS SACRED” Katharine Hamnett Organic Tshirt
July 16, 2008

LIFE IS SACRED Katharine Hamnett Organic Tshirt This tshirt is part of Grazia magazines ‘Lives Not Knives’ campaign…apparently. I think Grazia is one of those TV listing magazines full of Big Brother and stuff.

Anyway, all profits from this tshirt go to the Ben Kinsella Fund which goes towards combating knife crime. So if you like the look of it, then get a piece. If you don’t, buy it for someone else.

It’s designed by Katharine Hamnett, some kind of ex-Big Brother contestant or something.

This “LIFE IS SACRED” Katharine Hamnett Organic Tshirt is £36 and shipping is £6. BUY

Matches Fashion - is a top-end designer online store with loads of items from top brands to help drain your bank account dry and leave you skint for the rest of the month.


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Bench Boardwalk Blue Jeans
July 15, 2008

Bench Boardwalk Blue Jeans A pair of spiffing specimens for you to peruse this Tuesday.

Apparently a top seller at Republic which means all the cool people are wearing them…that could include you.

A dark blue pair of jeans made form a light wash denim with a zip fly.

Available in sizes 30 to 36 inch waist.

This pair of fine Bench Boardwalk Blue Jeans are £40 and shipping is £4. BUY

Republic great online store with loads of good brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko and more with lots of items.


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Where can I get an Ellesse polo shirt in the UK?
July 14, 2008

Where can I get an Ellesse polo shirt in the UK? Callum contacts SmartGeezer and poses a challenge:

Where can I get an Ellesse polo shirt in the UK, that aint from a tennis website?

Oooo! That’s proved to be a bitch of a question, cause there ain’t a ton of Ellesse polo shirts to find online in this neck of the woods. I’ve sent my intraweb slaves…I mean, elves out on the hunt all weekend to find such items for your enjoyment, informing them that every Ellesse polo shirt they find entitles them to half a slice of toast and a shot of water…as a group. Granted, they don’t eat much but they had to find at least 10 polo shirts to survive the weekend.

Did they do it? Find out below:

Top Brands Direct - Ellesse Men’s Rosata Polo Shirt in Navy, £16.

Catwalk Fashion UK - Men’s Ellesse Pink Polo shirt, £14.

Jags UK - Ellesse Speedy Polo available in White, Yellow or Red, £7.

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Quiksilver Floor Plane Zip Hoody - White
July 11, 2008

Quiksilver Floor Plane Zip Hoody - White 80’s retro prints have been coming back around for a while now so jump on the bandwagon with this colourful hoody by Quiksilver.

Available in sizes from medium to XXL.

Buy one and then add a ‘Huey Lewis and The News’ song to your MP3 player for the full Back to the Future 80’s experience.

This Quiksilver Floor Plane Zip Hoody is £65 and shipping is FREE. Also, get 15% off! Use the coupon code - SD15 - at the checkout which gives you basically £10 off if my maths is anything to go by. Offer ends on 13th July 2008. BUY

Surfdome - is an online surf store with tshirts, shorts, shoes, flip-flops and more, they love it when a plan comes together.


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Onitsuka Tiger Fabre 74 VC Trainers
July 10, 2008

Onitsuka Tiger Fabre 74 VC trainers I’ve been scouring teh interwebs for some sweet trainers and I think I’ve come across a little gem of a find.

A pair of Onitsuka Tiger trainers which always good, plus they have a velcro fastener type thingy…the the best bit is that these are only £35.

Available in sizes from 6 to 11.

This pair of Onitsuka Tiger Fabre 74 VC trainers are £35. UK shipping is £3. BUY

Schuh - has a wide range of shoes from many brands including Puma, Camper, Peter Werth, Paul Smith, Diesel, Ben Sherman, Boxfresh, Converse, K-Swiss, Timberland and more.


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Soul Cal Morris Top
July 9, 2008

Soul Cal Morris Top In a fit of optimism I think a short sleeved thin top will be fine for the scorching summer due to hit us any second now.

Like the top half of an old fashioned pair of long johns, this top has a few buttons and the sleeves can be adjusted to be full length or 3/4 length.

Available in sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

This Soul Cal Morris Top is £17 and shipping is £4. BUY

Republic great online store with loads of good brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko and more with lots of items.


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Timberland Dark Brown Jumper
July 8, 2008

Timberland Dark Brown Jumper With this beautiful British summer upon us I thought I better put something warm up.

Here’s a simple jumper available in a number of colours and sizes. Just one plain colour with a small logo, nothing extravagent or crass for your sophisticated sensibilities.

This Timberland Dark Brown Jumper is £46 and shipping is £5.50. BUY

YOOX is a huge online store of top brands. There’s so much here you’ll never be able to look through it all during one day of work, so you’ll have to skive the whole week off. Check your overdraft and then hit this place with avengence and sort your wardrobe out.


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