Bench Oppress Black Hooded Jacket

13th October 2008

Bench Oppress Black Hooded Jacket This stylish jacket from Bench has a slightly disconcerting non-centralised zip, the OCD among you may never fully gel with this jacket…but then again…if i spel w0rds rong and do badly gramma that’l really gett you going to.

The full length zip is on one side and then there is a quarter length zip just on the other so you can choose which to use.

Available in sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

This Bench Oppress Black Hooded Jacket is £45 and shipping is £4.

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Republic great online store with a real good selection of brands such as Bench, Crafted, G-Star, Drunknmunky, Ecko, Soul Cal and more.


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Competition: WIN a pair of Adidas Superstar II Trainers!

10th October 2008

Adidas Superstar II Trainers Lee from Schuh is itching to give away a pair of these white Adidas Superstar II Trainers to someone out there on the intraweb tubes.

How do I win a pair SmartGeezer?

Good question. All you have to do is answer this:

Schuh have a number of ways of getting those all important purchases to you. Name one of the delivery options that are available on www.schuh.co.uk?

Lee has reserved a pair of Size 9’s, but if you’re really nice and very lucky, the winner maybe able to choose a different size if they’re available. If not, well, that’s one Christmas present ticked off the list.

Competition Ended - congratulations to Phil who won these fine specimens.


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Adidas Superstar II Trainers

9th October 2008

Adidas Superstar II Trainers Lee from Schuh emails me and says “You want a pair of Adidas trainers?”

“Hell to the Yeah!”

So a few days later I get this great pair of Black and White Adidas Superstar II trainers. A classic trainer; shell toe, super comfortable, the black part is like a velvet material, padded tongue, just looks wicked and will improve your miserable life.

Available in sizes from 7 to 12 and also in different colours; White & Grey and White & Blue.

This pair of Adidas Superstar II Trainers are £50. UK shipping by Schuh is £3.

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BUT WAIT…!

You want Lee from Schuh to give YOU a free pair too?

Stay tuned tomorrow because SmartGeezer and Schuh are giving away a FREE pair of these Black and White Adidas Superstar II trainers, entry will be mind-numbingly easy so even YOU can enter!


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Dakar Black Bomber Jacket

8th October 2008

Dakar Black Bomber Jacket Since we had a Jacket poll going I thought I’d get some coats and jackets up here. Let me know if you like them, if you want different ones, etc. I ain’t got telekinesis me old son!

This jacket by Dakar is a stylish, light jacket for the autumn. Comes in a variety of sizes, has a bunch of pockets to hide your contraband and will make you look cool with half a fag hanging out your mouth whilst you lean against an old Triumph and just smoulder.

This Dakar Black Bomber Jacket is £95 and shipping is £6.

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All Saints is great store with loads of designer items and also stuff for the birds and the house, so there’s no excuse not to bankrupt yourself here.


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Diesel Jabal Coat

7th October 2008

Diesel Jabal Coat Not only is this coat a thick, warm thing but it’s been reduced to less than half price.

Got pockets and also zipped sleeves so you can stop any drafts hiding up your sleeve.

The fur lining is obviously fake so you won’t get paint chucked all over you when you’re walking through town trying to look cool.

This Dakar Black Bomber Jacket is £85 reduced from £200! Shipping is £3.

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Swerve got a good selection of designer brands such as Diesel, Moschino, Hugo Boss and others so give them a whirl.


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Quiksilver Buster Vintage Relaxed Jean

6th October 2008

Quiksilver Buster Vintage Relaxed Jean Buying a pair of blue jeans online isn’t the most fun you can have on your computer without the aid of Kleenex and hand cream, I’ll grant yer, but don’t let this get you down.

I’ve found a great looking pair of vintage, relaxed blue jeans by Quiksilver which come packed with all the right ingredients and nicely packaged with free delivery.

Available in 32, 34, 36 and 38.

This pair of these Quiksilver Buster Vintage Relaxed Jeans are £55 also shipping is FREE which is a bonus during these fiscally unrelaxed times.

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Extreme Pie is a UK surf and skate shop with many brands and items for your immense pleasure and shopaholic enjoyment.


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Ask SmartGeezer: What Colour Should I Wear In Winter?

3rd October 2008

Black Classic Wool Pea Coat Matt contacted the site with this little conundrum:

Hi SmartGeezer, What colour should I wear in winter? I often wear a shirt on nights out, in winter I wear a v-neck on top to keep warm, any colours i should look out for?

I looked at the SmartGeezer elves who then stared blankly back as the whole SmartGeezer HQ froze in the fear of such a question that required actual bona fide fashion knowledge and not just mindlessly scouring das intravebs for bargains.

After mercilessly punishing the SmartGeezer slave elves for such insolence, I contacted the good folks over at Improvability to help me out as I remembered I’d put a link to their site over on the DumbGeezers page.

The fashion Gods had obviously found time to avert their gaze away from their own reflections to look down favourably on me, as Kim from Improvability emailed back with some great tips for Matt and all you other SmartGeezers out there:

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Supremebeing Slab 1 White Trainers

2nd October 2008

Supremebeing Slab 1 White Trainers These Supremebeing trainers are something a little different for the esteemed SmartGeezer readership.

Bright colours and a good price, if you like them then check the site out cause they’ve got a good range of trainers from Supremebeing, canvas trainers and others.

Available in whole sizes from 7 to 12.

This pair of Supremebeing Slab 1 White Trainers are £40 and shipping is £4.

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Kurt Geiger is a great online shoe shop with loads of top notch smart shoes and a good range of unique, exclusive trainers from designer brands. Prices ain’t bad either so get yourself over there quick smart.


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Tommy Hilfiger Corduroy Sports Jacket

1st October 2008

Tommy Hilfiger Corduroy Sports Jacket If you don’t already own a casual sports jacket like this then you need to seriously consider getting one cause they’re pretty versatile. I’ve got a lighter brown one but if I wasn’t skinter than a Chav during a ‘Buy 2 pairs of white Reebok trainers and get a Burberry cap for free’ sale down at Lidl, then I would.

“But I’ll look like Jeremy Clarkson!” - there is that danger, so heed these words of advice; wear a tshirt or jumper underneath preferably with bright colours, avoid a dull looking cheap shirt, avoid chunky shoes, stick on some trainers, avoid a crappy half-perm/half-unkempt haircut, wear quality jeans, don’t touch your manstick when talking about the Bugatti Veyron.

This Tommy Hilfiger Corduroy Sports Jacket is £85. Shipping is FREE.

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Dress For Less is a great place to go when you’ve got money to burn and just want to browse through a wide selection of stuff. Everything is discounted so you can spend to your hearts content…almost.


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Fly53 Men’s Kyoto V-neck Knit

29th September 2008

Fly53 Men's Kyoto V-neck Knit Here’s a tasty black jumper with eye-catching yellow collar and cuffs like some Toyah Wilcox throwback from the early 80’s.

The site says it’s a ‘Mid-weight 12 Gauge’ which sounds pretty dangerous, so be careful when wearing this thing. Check the safety catch is on first.

Available in small, medium, large and extra large.

This Fly53 Men’s Kyoto V-neck Knit is now £40. Shipping is £3.50.

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Big Bad Buffalo is an online store with urban and skate style brands such as Fenchurch, Fly53, Dunderdon, Supremebeing and others. Stocks stuff you won’t find in most other places so well worth checking out.


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